January 5th - January 11th
Three old men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper and the other two were baiting imaginary hooks, and then proceeded to fish. A few minutes later an officer approached
the man reading the newspaper and asked, "Do you know these two guys?"
"Yes, they are my buddies."
"Well can you get them out of here? They are scaring people."
At that moment the old man set down his newspaper and furiously began to row.
Submitted by Jess -- Author Unknown