January 21st - January 27th, 2008

    One day ted went fishing all day. He fished in the hot sun for hours and didn't catch a thing. On his way home he stopped by a local market and said, "I'll take 2 largemouth bass please; and will you throw them at me?"
    Puzzled the man asked him why?
    "It's so my wife thinks I caught them."
    "Then may I give you 8 crappie instead?"
    Scratching his head the man asks, "Why do you want to give me 8 crappie instead?"
    "Because your wife came in earlier and said that if you stopped by she would rather eat crappie for dinner tonight."

    Submitted by Oriana-- Author Unknown