February 9th - February 15th
A young man and an old man were fishing on a bank. The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 feet long.
The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here two nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."
The young man said "Your lying. I don't believe you."
Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of feet off that trout and i'll blow out my lantern."
Submitted by Janelle -- Author Unknown