March 17th - March 22nd, 2008
JEFF FOXWORTHY'S Top 10 Reasons you might be a Redneck
10. You have more fish on your wall than pictures.
9. You're raising catfish in your bathtub.
8. Your wife has earrings that you use as fishing lures.
7. You've even combed your hair with a fish scaler.
6. You video tape fishing shows.
5. You recieved a tube of crickets as a wedding present.
4. You keep bait in your refrigerater.
3. Your boat hasn't left your driveway in years.
2. You've used your fishing license as a form of I.D.
1. YOU HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S FISH.
Submitted by Bill A. -- Author: Jeff Foxworthy