July 28th - August 3rd, 2008
Bob and Billy were night fishin' on opposite sides of the Ohio river. Bob was pulling in a load of fish and Billy couldn't even get nibble. Then Bob yells across the river "What kinda bait are ye usen?" Billy yells back, "Night crawlers". Bob then says, "Thats what I'ma usen. Why don't ya come over this side and fish?" Billy replies, "Taint no bridge fer twenty miles in either direction." Bob replies, "Well, tell ya what I'll do. I'll flash this spotlight across the river and you can walk across on the beam." Billy dumb founded says, "You must take me to be pretty stupid, I knows once I get half ways across you's will turn out the light."
Submitted by Tyler -- Author: Unknown
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