July 2nd - July 8th

    Murphy was fishing in Maine even though the season was officially closed. A stranger approached him and said,
    "Have you caught anything?"
    "Have I caught anything?" exclaimed Murphy. "I got a couple hundred pounds of the finest rock bass you ever saw iced down in my trunk."
    "Do you know who I am?" Asked the stranger.
    "I'm the state game warden. Who are you?"
    "I'm the biggest liar in the whole state."

    Submitted by Mike Shipley -- Author Unknown